Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Vatican Blames Children for Molesting Priests

Actually, it's the priests doing the molesting but the Vatican does blame the children, more or less. Rats-ass-inger says that the Catholic priests are victims of a society that tolerates pedophilia and child pornography. Um, since fucking when? Click on the title to go to the article on Yahoo News.
Ewww! Maybe not "anything".  Even I had standards.

If I had known I could get raped by a priest (for free, even!), I'd have joined the Catholic Church ages ago. When I was 14, I was ready to screw anything with two feet. (The thought of four feet was just too yucky to contemplate, even for this horny fucker.) All you folks that think your little boys are such angels, let me assure you that the moment the initial surge of testosterone hits our system we turn into little sexual devils. It's just that some of us hide under our halos better than others.

Anyway, what do you expect from a former Hitler Youth except for a lack of ability to accept responsibility?



1 comment:

  1. The RC Church is a criminal enterprise. Ratzinger embodies every evil perpetrated by the Church. He hasn't done a single decent thing his entire adult life. As Archbishop in southern Germany, he made evidence of abuse and rape disappear. The Archdiocese of Munich recently appointed a lawyer to investigate years of routine cover-ups. She found "extensive destruction of files" from 1977 to 1982, the time of his tenure as Archbishop and Cardinal. His reward for being a good prince was his appointment as Grand Inquisitor by John Paul II. Instead of setting heretics on fire, he became the official interpreter of scripture.

    His recent opinion that condoms are ok for male prostitutes is almost comical, given the open secret that his private secretary is also his boyfriend.

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